There must be some underground competition going on amongst celebrities and their kids’ names, because they just keep getting weirder and wackier. Some celebs brag that they want a distinctive moniker no other child will have, but some of these are just begging for some serious playground teasing and future therapy. Here are the top 10 most ridiculously unique baby names of the stars. You may find “Apple” seems kind of tame next to these.
1. North West
Last year we experienced one of the lowest moments of humanity when Kanye West and Kim Kardashian had a child together. And then they named her after a compass direction. She’s adorable, but North West? Really?
2. Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale
Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale named their second son Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. We understand that Zuma is a cool surfing beach in Malibu, Nesta is inspired by the great Robert Nesta Marley, and Rock has an edgy feel to it. But as a name, it just doesn’t flow. Love your music, guys, but this just doesn’t work.
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