Actor and comedian Tiffany Haddish might not find herself invited back to any of Beyoncé’s parties in the future after the kerfuffle stirred up over the weekend. In recounting a social occasion in which the Girls Trip star met Beyoncé, Haddish explained that the world’s most beloved pop star was actually bitten in the face that same night.
Though Queen Bey told Haddish it was no big deal, and Haddish herself refuses to give up the goods on who the mystery assailant might be, the lack of information has not stopped Twitter and the rest of the social media sphere from whipping out the pitchforks and torches in search of Beyoncé’s attacker.
On the next season of American Crime Story #WhoBitBeyonce pic.twitter.com/XwS3KStukd
— Joel Cazares (@jcazres) March 26, 2018
Doing God’s work today #whobitbeyonce pic.twitter.com/9Zpd6MdYZP
— Ashlee McCullock (@AshleeMcCullock) March 27, 2018
When news and gossip sources were unable to turn up the guilty party, people took it to the highest possible levels.
Dear Special Counsel Mueller,
I know you’re busy trying to safeguard Democracy. And you’ve been doing a really great job. But, if you have time, we’d love your talents to be focused on #WhoBitBeyonce.
We need to know.
— Jeremy D. Thompson (@Reelpolitik) March 26, 2018
In spite of the fact that Mr. Mueller probably won’t get his office involved, legions of the Bey Hive are on the case. Someone has even started a Twitter account — @whobitbeyonce — to chart the madness.
We may never know who actually sunk her teeth into Beyoncé’s iconic face, but it’s probably for the best. If the culpable person ever did surface, they’d like be ripped limb from limb by an angry horde of Bey fans.
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